About
The Skunk!
Welcome to my blog. I humbly introduce myself to you as “The Skunk.” I was advised to remain anonymous by my friends and family. I guess this is wise since I am a family man, a professional, a son, and a father. I will however, someday, reveal myself to the masses. Until that day, I am only “The Skunk.”
My friends gave me this name not because I smell, although I do claim fame for clearing out a room now and again, but because I remind them of Pepe Le Pew. Pepe is a ladies man, a man with endless love. He is also oblivious to the obvious, and lacks restraint no matter the consequences. So I am a skunk.
I am just an average skunk, living an average life. But in my life, I have been blessed to truly live, and when I say live, I mean, I have really lived. I have seen some crazy things, and have done some crazy things. I don’t think I am special, but I think my stories are pretty funny if not outrageously insane. I have done some stupid shit, and I have had a bit of stupid shit done to me. But when it’s all said and done, I’m just like you, a skunk. So enjoy my fellow stinky friends, I am your brother, your friend, your lover, and a skunk!
This blog contains many stories that have happened throughout the years. Some of these stories would be considered X-rated, others will be rather mild. I will provide a rating at the beginning of each story. Please pay attention to the ratings. If you are easily offended, then should really leave my blog now, this is no place for you. If you like to laugh, have an open mind, and then read on my friends.
By the way, all the stories on this blog are 100% true. Names of certain people have been changed to protect their identity when needed, otherwise, as crazy as some of these stories may seem, they are 100% true…
-The Skunk
