So what the fuck can I write about tonight? Sex? Drugs? Rock and roll? Sometimes it’s really hard to think of topics to write about. Tonight is not one of those nights. I have heard a lot about a new website called Chatroulette.com. Basically, this site has been described as speed dating, or something like that. So I decided to login and see what all the fuss is about. Here is what I think:
So the premise of this site is that you go to the homepage, attach a cam, and then connect to random strangers. Sounds interesting enough, so let’s try it.
The first 10 people I see consist of guys whacking off and 2 really fat chicks. Although that may be appealing to some, The Skunk would rather not see that. After about 5 minutes I am connected with a cute chick from Oregon. She is a student at OSU. We share small talk, and she leaves. I continue on my search. Within a few minutes I run across a shirtless guy smoking a joint. His name is Bob, and he is from France. We exchange pleasantries on the art of smoking up. I conclude that Shirtless Bob is a cool Kat. I will have to visit France sometime soon, as it appears their weed is of high quality. Shirtless Bob invites me to visit, I hit next! I continue on my search. I see more cock. There sure is a lot of cock on this site. Next two teenage girls, I move on. Eventually I meet three people from Holland, one woman and two men. I try to convince them I am a famous movie star from LA. I look like Noah Wiley from “ER”…but they are on to me. They all agree I’m not famous. I tell them I am a writer, and they will be featured on my blog. I tell them to make the story more interesting. They ask me if I would like to see them fuck. I agree. They make a deal with me, if I can suck my own cock, they will fuck for me. I tell them if I was capable of such things, I would not be on the internet. They leave. I cycle through another hundred freaks. I officially conclude that this site has sexual predator written all over it. This site should be shut down ASAP! As fucked up as I am, this site reminds me I am very normal compared to the masses…how fucked up is that? Conclusion, Chatroulette is a fucking waste of time, unless you are into watching freaks and flashers. As hot as that normally would sound…it’s just weird!
-The Skunk
