Lately all you hear about is sexual addiction. In the case of Tiger Woods, it his lame ass excuse for his infidelity. I think sexual addiction is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard. How can you be addicted to something that is part of your human nature? I take 20 pisses per day; does that make me piss addicted? Hello, may name is The Skunk, and I have a pissing addiction. Hi, I’m The Skunk, I have a problem with breathing…I fucking have to do it all the time…seriously, like everywhere I go, I just can’t stop doing it. What the hell is wrong with people? Why is it that a man cannot take responsibility for his actions? Call a spade a spade. Tiger loves pussy, who doesn’t? The problem is, he loves pussy anywhere he can get it. It just happens that the easiest place to find pussy is outside of his marriage. I know married couples that fuck 4 times a day. Does that make them sex addicts? I can guarantee Tiger wasn’t fucking these bitches 4 times a day. With all that golf practice and appearances, he would be lucky to bust it two to three times tops. I can tell you exactly what the problem with Tiger is, his wife has two young kids. Tiger’s ass is off playing golf all day. When he gets home he wants to fuck! Elin on the other hand has been busting her ass with the kids, she’s tired and pissed at her husband for playing a game all day. Tiger asks for sex, her response is “I’m tired!” She has a headache! It’s called marriage Tiger… if you wanna fuck all the time, you should have stayed single. I am almost certain that I have fucked more women than Tiger, and have done more fucked up kinky shit than 99% of the population, but I’m no sex addict. I’m addicted to life…and part of life is fucking. My suggestion to Tiger and all these other lame ass guys who claim to have sex addiction is very simple, be faithful and fuck your wives. If they don’t put out, maybe you should help around the house, give them some flowers, take them on a romantic weekend. If you still can’t get laid, then get divorced before you start spreading your seed all over the place. Be a fucking man, and take responsibility for your actions.
-The Skunk!
