Letter To, Maria Ozawa
For this segment of “Letters to” I will write a love letter to Maria Ozawa. For those of you who may not know who Maria Ozawa is, you either live under a rock, or you’re not a fan of Japanese porn. I was exposed to Ms. Ozawa about 8 months ago while scouting new talent for my S90XXX Personal Training program.(Read about the Program HERE and you’ll get it!) Now, a bit of warning, this blog post will be raunchy, after all, I am writing to my favorite porn star. So if you are the church going type please skip this post. I’m also writing this letter in the slightest hope she may actually read this letter someday and feel moved to meet The Skunk!
My Dear Maria,
I know this letter must come as a shock to you, as we haven’t met. I am however compelled to write you, and profess my undying love to you. I feel in love with you the very first time I saw your beautiful face. You have the most innocent face I have ever seen. If I were God, I would imagine all my angels would be created in your form. You must be asking yourself “Who is this Skunk?” So I feel that it is only fair to formally introduce myself to you.
Maria, my name is The Skunk. I am a 32 year old professional man. I live in the United States, and drive my own car, a Toyota, as I like all things that are Japanese. I have a nice apartment, and a LCD TV. I am very handsome. I stand 185.4 CM tall, and weigh 86 kg. I am a white Skunk, with a black interior (at least that’s what my black friends tell me). In America I am known as a famous writer and comedian. I have millions of followers, and I am VERY popular with the ladies. I like the cinema and long walks on the beach. I also love water sports (All kinds if you know what I mean). I also enjoy reading and watching porn. I have also starred in a couple low budget adult films, so we have that in common. When you write me back I will send you pictures. If you want to know more about me I suggest you read my blog, or my new book (Out sometime in fall of 2010.)(Shameless Plug)
So you must be asking yourself, “Why does this man love me?” It’s very simple really. Call it love at first stroke if you will. But does it really have to be difficult, or can a man simply fall in love by watching you perform sexual acts on a group of horny Japanese men? I feel in love with your sensuality, how you kiss a man before you allow him to enter you. I imagine you kissing me, and then licking my neck, nipples, balls, and ass. I love how passionately you suck a man’s cock. You use your tongue like a fucking pro! It’s really an amazing sight to see you please your partners. And it only gets better when you disrobe and show the world your flawless body. Your tits are amazing. What man couldn’t love a rack like that? Even gay guys go crazy over tits like yours! And it gets even better when I see your amazing natural bush. I know most guys like a clean shaved pussy, but Maria, your pussy is perfect being 100% natural. To me, it tells me you’re a woman… and I like women! I imagine that hairy bush sitting on my face for hours every day. I could eat your sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Maria, I am in love with you, and I can’t imagine not having you in my life.
Sure, I see you three to four times a day, but it’s just not enough. I need to have you in my bed. I want to wake up next to you, and have you fall asleep in my warm embrace. Is this too much to ask? Can you make my dreams come true?
Maria, I know this must be very overwhelming to be loved by The Skunk. But trust me, you are very fortunate. There are many women who want my love, but I can only give my heart to you Maria, my one true love. You are my skunk mate, and I am incomplete without you. I hope you feel the same way.
If you would like to meet me, please have your people contact my people. I will arrange for my private jet to take me to you. If you decide to be with me, I will make you the happiest little Japanese porn star in the world. I will stand by you and encourage your career. I think a woman with a career is very sexy! Just don’t get too tired at work baby, because The Skunk has needs too.
I hope to hear from you soon my love. Until then, I will be patiently waiting, wanting, and needing you.
Love Always,
-The Skunk
PS. Are you STD free? If not, please ignore this letter.
