Dear Dumb Ass Pet Owner,
I’m writing you to please ask that you leave your animals at home next time you fly. On a recent flight I was amazed to hear a ankle bitter barking as my flight took off. WTF man! Why is your dog inside the airplane with me? Why do I have to share air with a dog for 3 hours? Do you realize that some of us have BAD allergies and asthma? If that wasn’t bad enough, when I arrived at DFW I realized the woman sitting directly in front of me had a cat in her bag. A fucking cat!!! I have bad allergies, and cats are the worse! What if I would have had an asthma attack at 36,000 feet? Then what… I die so your fucking cat can take a trip? Leave your fucking animals at home!! Ask a friend to come feed your animals. If you don’t have friends, then board your fucking animal. We don’t want them on the airplane with us. It’s bad enough flying with crying babies. I blame the airlines for this. You can’t take 4 ounces of hair gel, but you can bring your stinking animals? What’s wrong with the state of air travel? The next time I fly with animals I am going to ask to change flights and have a first class seat…period! Now don’t get me wrong, I love animals, but some of us can’t be around them, or we could die, or in the least, be highly uncomfortable. In my opinion, a cat is a weapon of mass destruction, therefore should have been seized by TSA. Do I need to say anymore?? Didn’t think so…
-The Skunk
