Dear Sexy African American Guy,
You just sat in the seat in front of me on the plane. It’s obvious that you think you are a sexy mother fucker. I can imagine all the big ass white chicks throwing their panties at you. I must ask a question… Is it necessary to wear the entire bottle of cologne on the plane? For Christ sakes, I can smell you all the way to row 29 and you’re sitting in row 18!! Do you think you need to spread your sent to arouse all the big ass chicks on the plane? You want to join the mile high club? What’s your deal man? Do me a couple favors. First, never book another flight. Second, tone down the sent usage. Nobody wants to smell you coming, or going. Thank you!
-The Skunk
There are never enough “big ass white chicks”, heck there’s never enough big ass chicks of any race. I’m not talking sloppy big, no I’m talking onion big. Something you can rest your glass of Moet on. Something that you can grab on everyday of the week and never touch the same place. Something that makes you say “Damn” everytime you see it, even if you see it everyday, but let me get back on track here.
The scent is to ward off respectible women. Really, why should he waste time on those when Ms. No Self Respect is waiting in the wings too shy to approach. The overpowering love scent will clear the way for a true manipulator to take advantage.
Since you first comment was on this Playa’s “sexiness”, I wonder if the scent was affecting you? Hmmm naaaaaa, Pepe Lepue just senses the love in the air from all beings.
I hope the skunk’s trip was, how shall I say… Acceptable, or maybe A Moving Visit, or maybe A Return to Innocence… You get the point.
DD