Lately all you hear about is sexual addiction. In the case of Tiger Woods, it his lame ass excuse for his infidelity. I think sexual addiction is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard. How can you be addicted to something that is part of your human nature? I take 20 pisses per [...]
Archive for February, 2010
Letter to, Maria Ozawa
February 24th, 2010
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Letter To, Maria Ozawa For this segment of “Letters to” I will write a love letter to Maria Ozawa. For those of you who may not know who Maria Ozawa is, you either live under a rock, or you’re not a fan of Japanese porn. I was exposed to Ms. Ozawa about 8 months ago [...]
Letter to, the thing that is rotting in my car,
February 22nd, 2010
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Dear Smelly Thing, I know you are somewhere in my car. I’m not sure what you are, or where you are, but I am sure you smell like death. What I don’t understand is where you are hiding. My car is spotless. There isn’t a single piece of garbage in my entire ride…however the smell [...]
Book & Blog Update!
February 22nd, 2010
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I have to admit, this weekend was not the best weekend for writing. However, I did finish “Lexi OSU” the longest story I have written by far. I also released the name of the book on Twitter…so if you are not already following me, get on it!
S90XXX Fitness Program
February 20th, 2010
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So I have been in Ohio for a month now. In that time I can already feel the pounds stacking on. I have been debating starting on P90X or some other exercise program. Let’s face it, if the Skunk is in shape, he has a higher likelihood of snagging some hot young trim. Over the [...]
Life Lesson…Condom for a $1.50. Unplanned Child… Priceless!
February 15th, 2010
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Rated PG-13 I just started The Skunk Blog, so I felt that it was most important to post one of my most valuable Life Lessons. Before I begin, let me disclose to you that I have children, and I love them dearly. I wouldn’t trade them in for anything in the world, not even a [...]
Blog Update *Book*
February 15th, 2010
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Hello my fellow Skunks! I wanted to give you an update on my recent activities. For the past six months I have been debating taking my stories and compiling them into a novel. Writing a novel will allow me to write longer, more detailed stories. Additionally I will have the freedom to be more creative [...]
Letter to, the guy who drives with snow on his windows
February 8th, 2010
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It’s been a long time since I did a “Letter to.” I’ve been racking my brain pretty hard thinking about a topic to write about. Two weeks later I didn’t have shit. So this morning on the way to work I saw the fucking stupidest thing ever, and now I have material! I hope you [...]
The Skunk Writes Term Papers for Sex
February 4th, 2010
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So there was a time not long ago, that The Skunk was a battered little man. That’s right folks, The Skunk was married! I know, it’s hard to believe, The Skunk tied down, being ordered around by a crazy bitch! But it’s true, and I’m not proud of this period of my life, but it’s [...]
The Skunk tries Internet Dating!
February 3rd, 2010
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The Skunk is recently single, so I thought about trying this online dating thing. So I have been thinking about what I would say in an Internet dating profile… this is what I came up with:
