So I have been in the wonderful Midwest for less than two weeks, yet I have already encountered the police. It all started this morning on the way to the doctor. Now, let it be known, the Skunk is a good, safe driver. Additionally, I know the police here are very sensitive to speeding. Coming [...]
Archive for January, 2010
Life Lesson, Never go back to a girl’s house, if she still lives with her ex-boyfriend
January 17th, 2010
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Rated R In all my years, this has been one of my favorite stories to tell. But when preparing to write this story I remembered all the events that led up to this story, and they are equally entertaining. So prepare yourself for a wild ride. It was the spring of 2002, and I was [...]
Life Lesson #1… Never Get Married Except…
January 16th, 2010
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Rated PG-13 This is the single most important Life Lesson. All you young male skunks, pay attention! It’s a fact; The Skunk is not a fan of marriage. Marriage is an intuitional practice invented by the church to increase its number of followers, and to promote baby making. As governments evolved, they also saw promise [...]
Aliens in New Mexico
January 15th, 2010
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Over the years then have been many sightings of Aliens and UFO’s in New Mexico. I can’t tell you how many shows I’ve seen on the Travel Channel etc. about such occurrences. In fact, a few years ago the state of New Mexico undertook a controversial ad campaign hoping to drive tourism based on the [...]
