Dear Dumb Ass Pet Owner, I’m writing you to please ask that you leave your animals at home next time you fly. On a recent flight I was amazed to hear a ankle bitter barking as my flight took off. WTF man! Why is your dog inside the airplane with me? Why do I have [...]
Archive for November, 2009
Letter to, The Sexy African American Guy
November 19th, 2009
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Dear Sexy African American Guy, You just sat in the seat in front of me on the plane. It’s obvious that you think you are a sexy mother fucker. I can imagine all the big ass white chicks throwing their panties at you. I must ask a question… Is it necessary to wear the entire [...]
Letter to, iPhone Owners…
November 16th, 2009
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I just realize that I haven’t done a “Letter To” in awhile. No better time than the present. For those of you who don’t know me, I have an obsession with the iPhone. I want one so bad I can taste it…and it taste good. So here it is, Letter to iPhone owners.
The Deposit, Follow-up
November 15th, 2009
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The Deposit post was very popular. As promised I am here to give you the follow up. Friday morning I woke up early. I needed to get ready to prepare my sample. I woke my girlfriend and asked her if she wanted to help me prepare. I figured I would have to go all in [...]
Trick-or-Treat!
November 12th, 2009
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This is a great story because it illustrates why you should never do drugs. The Skunk never has indulged in hard drugs, however a few of The Skunks friends have. I have always been afraid of anything harder than THC. I figured one of two things would happen. I would either be the guy that [...]
The Skunk has Options!
November 11th, 2009
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True Story. Before the Skunk moved to California, I had a big empty house to myself. When the little skunks weren’t visiting, I was busy entertaining my friends. This normally amounted to 4-10 people coming over at some ungodly hour, and drinking until the funny shit started to happen. During one of these nights my [...]
This week @ The Skunk Blog
November 10th, 2009
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Attention my friends!! There will be several new stories released this week. I have already prepared 2 new stories, with more to come. Tomorrow will feature “The Skunk has Options” and Thursday will have “Trick-or-Treat”. Both are very funny… so be sure to come back and visit. Both Stories are set to be published by [...]
The Deposit
November 10th, 2009
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Readers- Sorry for my absence. I’ve been a little busy, but I assure you the skunk is here to stay. So I have a little story to share with you. In November 2007 I had a certain procedure that makes it safer to have sexual relations without the fear of having a child. I must [...]
