Hello my fellow Skunks! I wanted to give you an update on my recent activities. For the past six months I have been debating taking my stories and compiling them into a novel. Writing a novel will allow me to write longer, more detailed stories. Additionally I will have the freedom to be more creative [...]
Archive for the ‘Letters To…’ Category
Letter to, the guy who drives with snow on his windows
February 8th, 2010
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It’s been a long time since I did a “Letter to.” I’ve been racking my brain pretty hard thinking about a topic to write about. Two weeks later I didn’t have shit. So this morning on the way to work I saw the fucking stupidest thing ever, and now I have material! I hope you [...]
Letter to….Santa
December 13th, 2009
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What Holiday season would be complete without a letter to Santa? For this installment of “Letters to” I will be writing a letter to Saint Nick!
Letter to, The Sexy African American Guy
November 19th, 2009
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Dear Sexy African American Guy, You just sat in the seat in front of me on the plane. It’s obvious that you think you are a sexy mother fucker. I can imagine all the big ass white chicks throwing their panties at you. I must ask a question… Is it necessary to wear the entire [...]
Letter to, iPhone Owners…
November 16th, 2009
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I just realize that I haven’t done a “Letter To” in awhile. No better time than the present. For those of you who don’t know me, I have an obsession with the iPhone. I want one so bad I can taste it…and it taste good. So here it is, Letter to iPhone owners.
Letter to… Unilever, Maker of AXE body Products,
October 29th, 2009
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I am writing you in regards to various products you manufacture under the brand name “Axe”. I have been a loyal customer for over 1 ½ years. I have used your deodorant, body spray, and body wash. I have found your products to be of average quality, but nothing special. It should be noted, I [...]
Letter to… Health Care Providers
October 24th, 2009
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Rated PG Dear Health Care Provider, I write you out of grave concern. Although you provide an invaluable service, you are contributing to the spread of illness and disease. Please let me describe my recent visit to provide background information.
Letter to…the guy who pissed on the floor in the Men’s Room at work, Friday October 16, 2009.
October 22nd, 2009
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Rated PG-13 Dear Floor Pisser, Thank you so much for pissing on the floors between the two urinals at work. I have to admit, this takes some talent to completely miss both urinals and piss all over the floor. Your parents/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend must be proud of you. How is this possible? Were you drunk? Thought you [...]
Letter to, My True Love..
February 14th, 2009
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So on this, the 14th day of February I have decided to write a letter to. What would be a Valentine’s Day be without a heartfelt letter from The Skunk? And just when you thought the Skunk was a heartless bastard.
