Rated PG-13 I just started The Skunk Blog, so I felt that it was most important to post one of my most valuable Life Lessons. Before I begin, let me disclose to you that I have children, and I love them dearly. I wouldn’t trade them in for anything in the world, not even a [...]
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Life Lesson, Never go back to a girl’s house, if she still lives with her ex-boyfriend
January 17th, 2010
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Rated R In all my years, this has been one of my favorite stories to tell. But when preparing to write this story I remembered all the events that led up to this story, and they are equally entertaining. So prepare yourself for a wild ride. It was the spring of 2002, and I was [...]
Life Lesson #1… Never Get Married Except…
January 16th, 2010
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Rated PG-13 This is the single most important Life Lesson. All you young male skunks, pay attention! It’s a fact; The Skunk is not a fan of marriage. Marriage is an intuitional practice invented by the church to increase its number of followers, and to promote baby making. As governments evolved, they also saw promise [...]
Life Lesson, Never buy a car from an auto auction
December 14th, 2009
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Ever have one of those moments where you want to go back in time and change a few things? The Skunk does, and these moments are frequent. One such instance is the story in which I thought I would screw the world by buying cars at auction and flipping them. Similar idea as flipping houses, [...]
